Ms Keeley Hazell

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Page 3 British model Keeley Hazell takes her stand on global warming. I’m really not sure what she was on about but her voice has me totally hooked. I’ll vote for whatever she wants

It seems that Keeley Hazell will soon be the Official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2006, however she has not yet landed a part in Zak Penn’s upcoming poker movie, The Grand.

We certainly hope that Keeley does get cast into the movie, we like her on the big screen, namely Cashback.

Courtesy of Wicked Chops Poker

Another Page3.com exclusive! In celebration of the Bromley-born lasses 21st birthday, the Sun has put together an exceptional set of Keeley photos. The photos seem to cover her years since she was discovered and show us what Keeley is really made of.

Oh yes!

Byte Me TV has released the pilot episode of a new show which features our very own Keeley. “Taking the jargon out of technology” is the official punchline of the show.

Keeley says about the show, “BytemeTV.com has been created so that it speaks very simply to everyone who watches it. The podcasts are short and snappy so you don’t have to wade through loads of stuff you don’t need and the language is really accessible: Jargon is banned on BytemeTV.com! You’ll learn how to get started with whatever gadget you want to buy and how to move onto the next stage. It’s all really educational but in a very easy way.”

What are you waiting for guys!

OK, well you can’t anymore, as the voting lines are closed. However, as we are always on the lookout for hot Keeley pictures, we can’t but help link to the Sun article, where there is another lovely Russian lass. She is not, however, as lovely as out dear own Keeley and therefore we know who wins this one!

Full story at the Sun

Keeley has assisted with the launch of Medal of Honor: Airborne, a WWII video-game. The Sun has a shot of her where she looks like a real 40s favorite as she strikes the pose of a World War Two pin-up. Its well worth a look!

Full story at The Sun

I knew that owning Mrs Keeley Hazell dot com would pay off someday! Actually, Keeley is still single, so there’s a chance for us guys. A follow up on my earlier post about Keeley in the Cashback movie, where Keeley plays a topless girl in a supermarket (what I would have given to be in the right Tesco’s). The Sun has an excellent article (and gallery) up about Keeley first movie role. I hope there are many more!

And I quote - “Keeley has an extreme amount of interest in the workings of technology but understands the difficulties people face within modern society when everything is based seemingly around a new technology. The show helps in its own words to take ‘the jargon out of technology’ by using podcasts to broadcast it; we couldn’t think of a better host to help us do it.”

Well, we couldn’t think of a better host either! I don’t think Keeley is exactly a geek supreme, but do we care? Not really, just as long as we have lots of Keeley time during the show.

Byte Me TV. Yes, it is a cheesy name.

Yes! More Keeley, although this time we are joined by her Simpson version. That’s right, Keeley Hazell has been Simpsonized. Here’s Keeley Hazell at the London premiere of the Simpsons Movie, and as you can see, she’s standing next to a Simpsonized version of herself. Doh! Anyways, she looks hot as usual! Click for larger versions.

The full set after the jump